Ok, so this is seriously ridiculous, but totally awesome! It’s not everywhere you live that you love all of your neighbors. My best friends are my neighbors, and I can’t imagine what it will be like when Phill and I finally decided to sell and move away.
Most of you have heard about our Phillville plan, and many of you have been advised to start saving for your part of the land to join us. I REFUSE completely to move without them! We have to all do this together. It will take all of us to make the Phillville of our dreams.
HOWEVER! Please be advised that the Phillville HOA will now meet on a weekly basis to discuss various neighborhood issues and those who do not show to these meetings can likely expect to wake up to similar situations as I did this morning.
Be advised! Phill and I watch enough CSI to know how to preserve and process the crime scene, and we have successfully pulled multiple fingerprints and DNA samples and have sent them to the lab for testing. You will be caught, and we WILL return the favor. GUARANTEED!
Suspects are currently pictured as follows. If you or anyone you know have any information regarding the vandalism that happened after 9:00p, Friday, August 3rd, you are strongly urged to contact Cop Chuck for proper kudos and laughing ceremony!
Well, how's the investigation going? Judging by the sheer amount of shrink/plastic wrap involved, I know that one couple has continual access to that large of an amount of the stuff...
Posted by: Brian | August 10, 2007 at 08:28 AM